Extreme Yawp All-in-One Men’s Body Wash by Tame the Beast – 33 ounce Large Liter Pump 3-in-1 Hair, Beard & Body Shampoo – Eucalyptus, Menthol, Caffeine, Green Tea, Vitamins A C & E

$33.24

As of August 29, 2019

MENS ALL IN ONE – a total body, invigorating smash of a shampoo-like cleanser that revitalizes hair, beard and body while attracting mates
NATURALLY ENERGIZING – inconceivable (and probably illegal) levels of Eucalyptus, Menthol, Caffeine, Vitamin C, Green Tea, Vitamins A and E, Moringa, Citrus, Grapefruit, Guarana, Sasquatch Testosterone and more for an awakening natural scent
“Sasquatch Hand Size” – large liter pump top bottle (33 fl. oz. / 975 mL) fits perfect in a typical fully grown male Sasquatch palm, a best value that’s outstanding at cleaning and adding tingle to hard-to-reach orifices
SULFATE FREE – free of Parabens, Sulfates, Phthalates, Synthetic Color, Paraffin, Gluten, DEA/TEA and Petrolatum
CRUELTY FREE, MADE IN USA, PREMIUM INGREDIENTS, NATURAL SCENT – Beast tested and approved (no Beasts were harmed in the making of this product; in fact, they all got dates). Tingly ingredients include Skin Vitamins and Essential Oil Extracts of Eucalyptus, Menthol, Caffeine, Moringa, Green Tea, Apple, Guarana, Grapefruit, Orange, Lemon, Pomegranate, Rosemary, Sunflower, Shea Butter, Sugarcane, Lavender, Vitamin C, Vitamin E, Retinol (a form of Vitamin A)

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